Nexisms
A nexism is something which amuses Nex. So here are some products of a twisted mind:
A nexism on Depression
“The trick I've always found is to not get depressed about being depressed.
Just be depressed and be happy about it till you're done being depressed and want to be happy.”
A nexism on Survival
“I can survive anything except death and definitions.”
A nexism on Food
“No matter what I eat, I always seem to produce poo.”
A nexism on Proving the Existence of the Subconscious
“If we take the definition of love as someone else's happiness being integral to our own, then this is a proof for the existence of the subconscious, purely because we know people fall in love. I mean, why would you consciously choose to be in love? It's a lot of extra work.”
A nexism on Tough Love
“Look Timmy, I got your nose! Now, if you want it back, you'll have to give me all your money…”
A nexism on Acting
“I'm not an actor, but I play one on T.V.”
A nexism on Racism
“The biggest problem with racists is that you can't dislike them without becoming one yourself.”
A nexism on Psychology Being Balls
“Words are the fermentation of emotional thought.”
A nexism on The Problems of the World
“Don't pin it on God.”
A nexism on Parenting
“Mothers want to look after their children. Fathers want to be proud of them.”
A nexism on Optics
“It's not an optical illusion: It just looks like it is.”
Discussion
I love your kind of depression :P
I love anything that causes me to think in little circles that never end.